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Description of product below:
GAELIC STORM BEER BOND
A band organized under the laws of the Universe.
This Certifies that
Name:
Individualized Order #
Is the owner of _______ BEER BOND(s), of no PAR VALUE COMMON STOCK WHATSOEVER but however, under the applicable laws of aforementioned universe, now and forever part owner of Gaelic Storm.
The Holder hereof understands and agrees:
That no dividend shall ever be paid on said ‘Beer Bond.’
That if Gaelic Storm is dissolved all the beer belonging to the band will be given to charitable causes.
THAT SAID ‘BEER BOND’ IS SUBJECT TO TRANSFER RESTRICTIONS, RULES AND REGULATIONS DESCRIBED BELOW.
- All Rules and regulations of ‘BEER BOND’ are upheld by Johnny Tarr.
- Mr. and Mrs. Darcy have to reveal the name of their donkey since it’s not in the song
- Titanic: Please don’t ask the band how they survived the sinking of the ship.
- Everyday above the roses: Is a good day, stop yer whining.
- Copious amounts of fermented beverages are to be consumed while listening to the ‘Band.’
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, THE ‘BAND’ HAS CAUSED THIS CERTIFICATE TO BE DULY SIGNED BY ITS OFFICERS AND SEALED WITH THE SEAL OF THE ‘BAND.’
BIG ENCHILIDA: Patrick Murphy
TOP DOG: Steve Twigger
HEAD HONCHO: Katie Grennan
BIG WIG: Pete Purvis
KING PIN: Ryan Lacey
REGISTERED BY THE BANK OF JOHNNY TARR
Countersigned by drunken monkeys